yo man!
how's ya nihongo?
sho' me boy watta you can do!

now?

ya, cam on!

こんにちは、どうぞよろしくお願いします、私の名前はジョンでございます。


Oh, boy it's bad...
don't use the polite language!
Your Japanese is so uncool, and one simple question, how do ya make negative in Japanese, plain form?


ない




Yeah, boy it's pretty OK, but not so cool, what aboutねえー?